dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
Robin Williams street art tribute off Melrose in LA on 17 August 2014
people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me
is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it?
sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place?
you have bad dick?
It doesn’t have to be romantic (though if you did feel that way, it’d be perfectly fine). Just how you feel in general. I get curious of people’s impressions of me.
My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.
I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(